And here is why…
Edible Beer ‘n Boobs Pasties Product Description: Edible body pasties in fun shapes. Enjoy them as mouth-watering nipple treats. The Beers-n-Boobs style combines man’s greatest loves in life. Just moisten the back of the pasties, stick, then lick!
I mean honestly? -.-
Anyway here is a link so you can see for yourself
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