What was apple thinking when they released “air”

So me and dark were talking on msn today and somehow we got on the topic of apple and the macbook air…Well here is the convo

MµD SLINg£®™~ѕυяяєη∂єя~ says:
steve jobs is like michel jackson in a way
·&·$3Dαяκ·$·0 says:

MµD SLINg£®™~ѕυяяєη∂єя~ says:
they both like to touch

MµD SLINg£®™~ѕυяяєη∂єя~ says:
*and sometimes flip and flick*

MµD SLINg£®™~ѕυяяєη∂єя~ says:
mj and go jump off a cliff after his nose

MµD SLINg£®™~ѕυяяєη∂єя~ says:
and steve can jump off a cliff after air

MµD SLINg£®™~ѕυяяєη∂єя~ says:
Something must be in the “air” at the apple designers houses
MµD SLINg£®™~ѕυяяєη∂єя~ says:
i mean wtf
MµD SLINg£®™~ѕυяяєη∂єя~ says:
1 usb port
·&·$3Dαяκ·$·0 says:
·&·$3Dαяκ·$·0 says:
and its a really hard to reach one too
MµD SLINg£®™~ѕυяяєη∂єя~ says:
no shit

a meeting between steve jobs and the rest of apple

Steve: Lets see how shitty we can make a laptop then overprice it and let the fanbois fight to the death for it

Dev1: We can all it AIR

Steve: oh and make sure to give them as little ability to expand as possible

dev2: lets make it thin enough to fit in an envolpe…not that anyone will care

Steve: The post office will think we are bombers

Dev1: w00t

Steve: Oh and make sure not to give it any kind of wired internet support…make those cheap basterds spring for wifi

Dev2: Should we release some shitty renderings of it to the internet and let the fanbois wack off to it?

Steve: Ofcorse

*present date*


Steve: How did they know word for word what we said

Steve: I think we have a worm in our apple

*Disclamer: Any fanbois that commit suicide because we dissed there macbook air is not our fault and we cant be held liable for there emo attitude

4 thoughts on “What was apple thinking when they released “air””

  1. I want the whole thing =]

    LOL at this. Seriously though, Who needs a laptop that can slide beneath their fridge?!

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