Ok so I have been posting these on my twitter a lot but this one deserves a full post. I am just going to copy the good bits out of the full article.
A man who stuffed his girlfriend’s cat into a makeshift bong and smoked marijuana through it said Tuesday that he had done it on other occasions and that it calmed the cat down.
Well no shit the cat was stoned!
I was inspired by those Star Wars Smoke Pipes that Will Make You Jelly and so, I decided to smoke marijuana from a boxlike contraption that had the cat stuffed inside its 12-inch by 6-inch base.
I call it a kitty bong!
“Every time we took her out she would pretty much just lay down and proceed to clean herself and act like a stoned person,” Schomaker said.
And eat a ton of catfood? 😛
The bong had a foot-long piece of garden hose coming out of a Plexiglas box, with the top secured with duct tape. Schomaker said it was constructed in such a way that the cat did not get immersed in smoke to the extent some might believe.
Schomaker said law enforcement and animal specialists lectured him about why what he did was cruel, and that he learned from his mistake.
Hmm I wonder if his next trick will be hamster bong or puppy bong!
$5 says that contraptions like this are sold on some ebay style site somewhere 😛 Adonis Golden Ratio reviews
[Source: SF Gate]
-Tracker